☆ Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. ☆ How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One - she gives the light bulb to five engineers, reducing the problem to one that has already been solved. ☆ A mathematics text is among the least happy sort of books, because it has a lot of problems. ☆ I used to hate math, but then I realized that decimals have a point. ☆ Which of King Arthur’s knights devised their meeting table? Sir Cumference. ☆ Classification of mathematical problems as linear and nonlinear is like classification of the universe as bananas and non-bananas. ☆ George Burns said that “If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. ☆ A statistician died tragically by drowning in a river… …that was an average of three feet deep. ☆ The area of the silhouette of a flying saucer is always divisible by 3 and 17. ☆ If 666 is evil, is 25.806976… the root of all evil? ☆ It turns out that it is impolite to mention the number 288 because it is two gross. ☆ Math is the only place where someone buys 50 cantaloupes and no one wonders why. ☆ Mathematicians will stop at nothing to avoid negative numbers. We do a lot of work to solve for x, but for them x is always 10. ☆ It turns out that the classical Romans found algebra much easier than we do. ☆ PLAN (P+L)(A+N) PA+LA+PN+LN your plan has been foiled. ☆ What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-Lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi! ☆ What is a ghost’s favorite type of data? BOOlean! ☆ Why did the computer scientist always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. How the heck am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden? ☆ I heard that if it is raining in Sweden, you have to turn on your lights. ☆Three out of two people have problems with fractions. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier. ☆ The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. Wash the mask after every use.Since Occupy Math’s readers liked the last humor post, we will try again. After use, remove the mask from behind, loops first.Loop the elastic straps around your ears and adjust the toggles, if available, so there are no gaps between your face and the mask. The WHO recommends that you clean hands with alcohol-based hand rub or soap and water before putting on a mask.Please check with your local authorities for updated requirements and recommendations for wearing cloth face masks. Some governments currently recommend wearing cloth face coverings in public settings where social distancing is difficult (e.g., grocery stores, pharmacies). Please see our Help Center for more details. Masks can be returned within 14 days of receiving your order. Younger children ages 3 and up should wear appropriately sized Kids’ masks. Fitted and Flat masks should only be worn by people ages 13 and up. These Calculus Jokes cloth face masks are not designed for medical use, or as personal protective equipment against coronavirus (COVID-19).
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